Skateboarders!

I was walking up to the shop tonight, and instead of gangs of hostile feral children, there were skateboarders.
I thought, "This neighbourhood is getting a bit middle-class."
But I did have to notice that they weren't very good skateboarders. They had all the stuff, you know? Hats, trousers hanging off their arses. That sort of thing. But they just weren't really that good at skateboarding. Every time they tried to do a trick, they just basically completely failed to do it and fell over.
Now I am not about to refuse to pay my rates or anything, but if we are going to have skateboarders, can we not have half-decent ones?