More nonsense

I don't work on a Monday, so you can expect a lot of this. On a Monday.
Will anyone even read it? I don't know. I don't care. Will anyone read Dan Brown's new book?
Some people probably will. But they will be people that I put in a particular category of my life that is labelled "Idiots".
You see, Dan Brown while himself being an idiot, doesn't seem to realise that he falls into this category. Whoever the publishers of his "books" are, seem not to realise this either, or perhaps they are idiots too.
Or maybe, unlike me, when they finish reading one of his piles of steaming excrement, they don't, like me, throw it against the wall and shout, "That is the biggest pile of crap I ever read in my entire life!"