Banks

Sorry, but I just saw an advert on TV by Halifax. Is this not the Halifax of HBOS fame? The wan... I mean bankers who the government just paid off to the tune of £50 billion because they lined thier pockets and screwed us all, and now they want to screw us all again?
The jist of the advert was that banks are really nice and they give you loads of things.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please. Continue... Oh you had finished? Well. Allow me to retort.
You aren't a happy friendly organisation with my best interests at heart. You are a greedy, morally corrupt gang of thieves, and instead of wasting my tax money that you have been bailed out with , by me, to make slick and disingenuous TV adverts, you should be crawling on your pin-striped knees and begging my forgiveness.
And I will rain down upon thee with great vengeance, and FURIOUS anger.
And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Rant complete.
I feel a little bit better now, you know?
It's good to just get that out of your system from time to time.
I wonder what that irritating little man Howard is doing now?