They had the worst poodle mullets the world has ever seen. Angus Young sometimes had his hair quite short, sometimes outrageously long for a middle-aged man. But it always looked good, and he never, NEVER, wore a white leather jacket and a pair of his sister's leggings.
He might have looked a bit odd in a school uniform, but it worked. Not like this...
I mean, where to even start here!
Let's start with the text and get that out of the way. This font was designed by a fourteen year old dungeons and dragons fanatic who had just been bought his first set square. There is not a single thing about it that doesn't scream, " Sh*t heavy metal band from Sheffield."
Okay now, from left to right.
The first guy is not too bad, when compared to the others. At least he isn't trying to look "sultry". The clenched fist and the fact that he is on the periphery of the photo suggest that he probably is secretly longing to leave the band and get a proper job.
The next guy just looks like a jerk. He is trying to disguise this by affecting the wearing of a hat. But it's not working. His face is all, look at how metal I am. Yeah, like aluminium, maybe.
Next. This may take a while. In fact I think I have to go and have a little lie down before even undertaking this task.
And why are there so many bloody musicals on TV?
Is Christmas not meant to be over?
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