Open your eyes. Time to wake up. Enough is enough is enough is enough.

Now.
There was a time, and we can be forgiven for it now, because it was in the eighties, and we didn't know any better.
But there was a time when we didn't realise that Def Leppard were Sh*t.
But we all do realise that now, don't we?
If not, let me remind you of the sh*tness that they are.
They did a song called "Armageddon It", which contains the lines, " Armageddon It? Yes I'm getting it."
This is only the tip of the iceberg of their adolecent Peurility or Peurilness or whatever you want to call it.
I will come to the trousers later, because I have so much to get through. In fact, when I come to think of it, I could have written my University dissertation on how sh*t Def Leppard were, without using any more reference material other than my own knowledge of how sh*t they actually were.
The sh*tness of the music pretty much speaks for itself, so let's move along to the haircuts.