Okay. Let's start with the jacket. I have seen more aesthetically pleasing things coming out of the arse of a dog with diarrhea.
And now. To the main course of his hair.
It's like...
It's like...
It's like a fight between an American wrestler and the sex fantasy of Jeremy Clarkson and Gary Glitter's love child. It is obscene beyond words.
The next guy just looks like a poof who defected from Phil Collins, and the last guy, well the last guy looks like a load of guys who girls wanted to go out with when you were sixteen, and just made you think, "If that's how much of a wanker you have to look like to get a girlfriend, I will happily embrace celibacy."
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