Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Scenario.

I don't know why. This just came to me.

Hello.
Hello.Where's my car?
Well, that's what I came to talk to you about.
Where's my car?
Well, that's what I came to talk to you about.
Where's my car?
I crashed it.
You crashed my car?
Yeah. I just hit a bump in the road and it swerved off and hit a tree.
You crashed my car into a tree?
Yeah. I'm really sorry.
YOU CRASHED MY CAR INTO A TREE?!
Yeah. I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
Yeah. I'm sorry I crashed your car.
Well that's just great. I'm really glad you're sorry you crashed my car into a tree.
There's no need to be sarcastic. It was an accident. It's not like I formed Nazi Germany and set about wiping the Jewish people off the face of the planet. All I did was accidentally crash your car into a tree.
Well, yes. I suppose when you put it like that, it's not such a big deal. I never liked that car anyway.
So we're cool?
Yeah, we're cool. Fancy a pint?

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