Neil. Your lab's been testing bleaches for us.
Yes. And it's the most soul destroying horrible job I've ever had in my life!
I could have been somebody! I've got a Phd in biochemistry!
Yes Neil. Just stick to the script.
So. Neil your lab's been testing bleaches for us.
Yes. And my wife just ran away with another man.
Yes, but what were the results of the tests on the bleaches you were testing for us?
Then my dog ran away. I crashed my car and my house got re-possessed.
Then a volcano erupted and there was an earthquake!
Yes, Neil. This is an advert for bleach, not a blues song.
What about the bleaches Neil? We're only paying you to talk about the bleaches.
Oh, you mean which one killed germs longest in the lavatory?
Yes.
There was one overall winner.
Care to name it for us?
...No.
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