Back in them days.

Do you remember the days when if you needed a job, you just located somewhere where you thought you would like to work and walked in and asked them if they needed anyone?
They said, well what can you do?
You said , well what do you need me to do?
They told you.
You said, I can do that.
Hey, Presto! You start tomorrow.
What should I wear?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Oh yes, we're all naturists here. The human body in all its glory is nothing to be ashamed of.
Yeah, I'd sort of noticed that. I think I might look for a job somewhere else.
Wait! Can you drive a fork-lift truck?
Yes.
Brilliant! We need someone who can drive a fork-lift truck.
And am I allowed to wear clothes while I'm doing it?
No.
Then no. I've just remembered that I don't know how to drive a fork-lift truck. Goodbye.

Ah them was the days all right!
I actually can drive a fork-lift truck. I've never done it naked, but in these dark days of recession I'd be willing to give it a go if the money was right.