On that bush (a dream)

So I was standing somewhwere, can't remember where. This guy walks up and says, "Did you just pee on that bush?"
I said, "No."
He said, "Well why is it all wet then?"
I said, " I don't know, maybe it's been raining."
He said, "What? Are you an idiot? It hasn't rained in four days."
I said, " I definitely DIDN'T pee on that bush!"
Then he just walked away.

Dreams are weird.