Pain.

I am in pain. I went to the chiropractor today. My shoulder was sore. Now, after the treatment, it feels worse. Apparently this sometimes happens.
But anyway I am sitting at home feeling sorry for myself.
And she is just standing there whining at me.
So I said, " Why does it always have to be about you? What about me? I'm in pain here."

I never thought I would say that to a cat.