Record broken

Belfast man Billy McProd entered the Guinness Book of Records today for being the person to use the phrase " know what I mean, like?" more than any other living person.
Billy was unavailable for comment when our roving reporter, Chummy Dockenleaf, called at his modest West Belfast terraced house, which has been decked out to make it look like some kind of Roman villa, earlier.
Billy's brother, Sammy, answered the door, dressed in a Rangers track suit, and told Chummy, "Know what I mean, like? No. No. Know what I mean, like? He's not in, like. Know what I mean, like? I think he's away down the boozer, like. Know what I mean, like? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean, like? F**k sake, like! Know what I mean, like?"