Isn't it great when you get nice things for Christmas? Like "Facial re-moisturising, re-juvenating, hydrating gel".
Well, it is if you don't have an allergic reaction to them and you end up with puffy bags under your eyes like Taggart after a New-Year's eve party, and eyebrows that itch worse than Russell Brandt's festering yoghurt encrusted, lice infested crotch.
The doctor gave me steroid cream, but I haven't won any olympic medals yet, and although the unbearable stinging and itching has subsided mostly, under my eyes still resembles an arial photo of an Indian river delta.
Obviously that product was not tested on enough animals.
I might need a face-lift if this situation turns out to be permanent.
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Random stuff, not bad Dr Dunn.
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