Well. England there.

Trevor Brooking. Your thoughts.
"Well, obviously shite."
Alan Hansen?
"You have to agree with Trevor, there, they were shite. And onions."
Wise words there from our panel of experts.
Let's look again at some of the highlights of how shite England actually were.
Terry plays the ball through to Rooney, who just kicks it aimlessly in no particular direction, like a big useless cock.  Harry Rednap. Your thoughts.
"Well Gary, I know I look like a man who has been drinking whiskey constantly for about a decade or two, but even I have to say they were unbelievably poor."
Thanks for that Harry. Let's go over now to Fabrianno Accapella to hear what that wanker has to say for himself.
Oh, we won't be able to bring you that interview. Cappello has been sacked.
Wayne Rooney, who did the square root of feck all throughout the tournament was also unavailable to make any intelligent comment.
Steven Gerard said," Ehhh? Ehhh?You know what I mean like? You know what I mean like?"
To which our reporter replied, "No. I don't know what you mean. Like."
Well, at least they qualified, which is more than Scotland, Wales, and the Irelands north and south can say for themselves.